Tuesday, November 3, 2009

And I quote...

Just had to share some more recent quotes, because we are constantly cracking up at the things Josie has to say...

The morning after she heard her daddy say "There's a freakin' worm in this pear"...Josie said to Carissa, "There's a freakin' bean on my placemat....It's gross...It's Ewwww....It's Freakin." (Because if freakin' is used to describe a worm, the definition of freakin' must be "gross".)

To her Grandma when asked if she was dressed as a Bengal Tiger for Halloween, "I'm not a Bengal Tiger Gramma, I'm a ZOO Tiger." 

Josie to me before bedtime, "Will you sing me the song that says I'm your sunshine?"

Josie to our waiter at Acapulco Mexican Restaurant (with Grandma & DD as witnesses)..."I want a burrito...no a cheese quesadilla ...por favor!" (after Lou told her to say please)

Josie to Lou & I with a very full mouth of food, "I just ate out of the trash." (And she had! Luckily it was just the rest of a turkey sandwich Lou had just thrown away that he thought she had finished eating. Obviously she had not finished eating.)

Josie to Louie as he got out of the car to go into to Starbucks, "Hey Louie, Get me a special milk!" (And we can't deny her the little box of Horizon chocolate milk because how do you explain that we get a daily Starbucks treat and she doesn't? And yes, she did call him Louie.)

Okay - that's all I can remember off the top of my head. Can't keep Tia waiting any longer on these... :)